Funny and comic congratulations to the grandmother happy birthday. Comic congratulations to grandmother Funny congratulations to grandmother from grandchildren

You are a good grandmother
Like a fresh rose!
Just don't give up!
I know better! And with love

I wish at this hour
To shine like a diamond
Your clear eyes
You can't find a prettier one!

Be always cheerful!
Peace, joy, warmth
I wish you very much!
Let happiness be indefinite! ©

Our grandmother fries
Delicious pancakes!
That's why you need to be friends with her
Who else will feed the child?

Okay, okay, I'm kidding!
And now I want you
Wish my grandma
Three hundred thousand kisses!

The first - mind you, leave it behind me!
I am your beloved grandson!
Accept congratulations
From me on your birthday! ©

There is no better granny than you in the world!
You fry the most wonderful omelet,
The best meatballs in the world
And you buy me super candy!

That's why I love you
The coolest grandma in the world!
It's a joke, of course, I love not for that,
And for the comfort that you bring to our house!

May you always be so sweet
The best, wonderful, beautiful!
I wish you to live long in the world,
To be an example to all of longevity! ©

The kindest grumbler in the world,
And a culinary super-sorceress,
And the master of giving instructions,
The best grandmother, on your birthday
Be energetic, my dear,
Please everyone with excellent health,
Just as magical always smile
And stay cute.
Let your eyes glow with happiness for a hundred years,
So that your instructions and fairy tales,
Stroking tender hands,
My children and grandchildren could listen!

You sew up a hole in your pocket
Bake us pies.
Put the whole house on its feet
To find your points.

You know everything about this life
Your road is not easy
You save anyone from trouble
And meet at the door.

Be happy, grandma.
Your example is a lesson for us.
Clever and beautiful
Get our congratulations!








Who is the most kind and caring person in the world?
For whom, the most important thing in life is grandchildren and children?
Who has the most delicious pies in the world?
Who smiles affectionately and does not take off his glasses?
Yes, grandma, it's all about you, dear,
And there is no our love and gratitude of the land,
On your birthday, we wish you good health,
And so that everything goes smoothly in your destiny.

We love your scarves, warm socks,
You, grandma, are a fabulous flower for us.
We wish you many years to live in good health,
And your grandchildren knitting, you can teach.

In your hands the knitting needles fly smoothly,
And eyelashes pop from under the glasses.
Your meatballs and your pancakes
Your borscht is divinely delicious.

You are the queen of cuisine and comfort,
Let every minute be joyful.
Forgive us for being disobedient at times.
But we know - there is no such second!

Happy birthday grandmother
Accept congratulations from your grandchildren
We wish our hearts not to grow old
One hundred years to live and not get sick

Thank you grandma for pies and buns
We love cheesecakes with cottage cheese
Your granny hands are not simple
They are magical and golden

We wish you happiness and health
We kiss your hands - dear,
Wrinkles and a gray strand of hair,
And lowly we ask your forgiveness
For the pain and sadness that everyone brought

Live longer, you are our favorite man
And most importantly - try not to get sick
Believe that you are needed more than anyone in the world
For grandchildren and for us children!

Dear grandma,
Gently repeat,
How I love you
How I appreciate you!

And on your good holiday,
my grandmother,
Happiness, strength and joy
I wish!

Congratulate you from the bottom of my heart
All grandchildren, great-grandchildren came.
My dear grandmother
You are light and wisdom to me.

So be healthy and cheerful
And always sharp on the tongue.
You are the eldest mother in the family,
We love you all very much!

happy birthday congratulations
And a heart helmet hello
Traditionally, we wish
Happiness in life for many years
Let the grandchildren smooth out your wrinkles
May there always be peace in the family
And the wisdom of gray hair shines
And the years will be long.

I would give my life
For your pies!
For handkerchiefs and a sweater,
For wool socks!

For your smile
For eyes that burn!
And for the fact that you
We love always!

We congratulate you
Happy birthday today!
We wish you
Very good health!

My wonderful grandmother
You are my golden man!
I quietly ask you -
Please live a hundred years!


After all, you care so much about everyone.
Granny, you know, I will not hide -
You are just a super person!

The best grandmother in the world
I'll shout happy birthday!
Happiness and warmth and light,
And wishes of fulfillment!

The most gentle, the kindest,
The most affectionate, dear,
I will whisper on this holiday:
“Grandma, thank you for everything!”

Just like my grandmother
Probably no one has.
I wish on my birthday
Only cool things!

Let whatever your step be, then luck,
Life gives a lot of finance,
To be younger for sure
And all your dreams have come true!

My wonderful grandmother
You are my golden man!
I quietly ask you -
Please live a hundred years!

After all, I need you so much, dear,
After all, you care so much about everyone.
Granny, you know, I will not hide -
You are just a super person!

Our grandmother is kind and affectionate,
You made our childhood a beautiful fairy tale,
You take care of us to this day
You are not too lazy to bake pies and pancakes for us.
Oh, granny, it's better not to find it in the world, that's for sure,
You are always with us day and night
Be healthy, dear, do not know sadness,
And on your birthday, accept gifts.

It's better to change men's clothes.

Congratulations from Babok
(Comes out first 2 and I grandmother.)

Grandmother 2: Have you seen my Glafira?
To take her to hell.
With such a leading program
Don't be embarrassed:
No concert to lead
Don't weave bast shoes.

Suitable 1 and I grandmother
Grandma 1: Stop grumbling, I'm here.
They say together:
We didn’t sleep all night, we composed congratulations.

(Congratulations can be inserted any. Ours was like this :)
Grandmother 1: Five yu five, twenty five,
There is nothing to doubt!
And of course you are far from the evening!
Grandmother 2: You are beautiful as always,
Simply charming!
Don't count your years
Everything will be great!
Grandmother 1: Be happy in the future,
And don't get sick!
Live long don't be bored
Well, don't forget us!
Grandmother 2: On this sunny day,
Accept congratulations as a gift!
Here is a present from us -
Rustic Russian kvass.
It's just Yakubovich
Takes vodka in reserve.
Well, and you on your anniversary
Treat them to friends.
(They give kvass "Pervach".)
Grandmother 1: You, Isolde, were afraid in vain.
Everything came out as expected.
Grandmother 2: So, maybe together with you
Shall we have a holiday?
Grandmother 1: What's next on the program now?
Grandmother 2: Like what? Puzzles.
They will be right here.
Grandmother 1: Riddles are for children.
Grandmother 2: And ours are for all viewers.
So here's the first riddle:

If husbands are awake
Whispering strangers
Women's names
So it came...
Grandmother 1: Spring!
Grandmother 2: Yes, no spring.
So, Khan came to them,
Because the wife does not sleep.
Grandmother 1: You, Isolde, do not sweat, do not make our guests laugh .....
Grandma 1: Everything! We remove riddles
And we continue the program.
The song "People in white coats" sounds, the doctor crawls out, wanders, dangles around the hall, pesters the guests with a request to pour

Grandmother 2: Glafira, I just saw
An ambulance drove up to us.
Haven't you fallen ill?
Grandmother 1: Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
May God be with you!
It's too early for me to rest.
Grandmother 2: Hey, Isolde,
I will ask for pills
Now for us.
Grandma 1: Here's what I'll tell you:
I'm leaving the stage!
Grandmother 2: You go, and I have a pill
Desperately need this
So many congratulations here -
They are dizzy.
Oh!
(She faints. Another grandmother picks her up.)
Grandma 1: Goodbye! Hello!
(Grandmas leave the stage.)
Here you need to insert a scene with a drunk doctor Aibolit, who "torses" the birthday man and drinks with the guests.
After the guests have drunk and ate, the grandmas again come out and invite the guests to dance.
Grandmother 1: Come on, Isolde, don’t be shy, take the note “la” as soon as possible!
Music (backing track of ditties sounds)

Grandmothers perform ditties, the words of ditties of congratulations can also be distributed to guests.

You chavo hit me
Balalaika on the shoulder?
I sing ditties now
I want a birthday

Congratulations to the hero of the day
We are ready again and again
Because we feed
Tender love for him.

Your anniversary, what a miracle!
He's great, he's good.
That's why today
You won't leave without gifts.

Who is closest to the bottle?
Pour on the birthday girl!
Let's drink to your health
And you drink to your friends!

We all came from mountains
And cool berezhka.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

We wish you inspiration
happiness and success
To be forever young
Like Edita Piekha!

Darling got me hooked
In August in a sleigh.
Let it be forever mischievous
Your eyes will be

Look at me wearing
Mom's dress.
And you - walk in outfits
Only from Yudashkin.

The accordion plays well
Well the heel knocks!
Let's kiss the hero of the day
For her gorgeous look!

How old was she -
It's not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old,
Even at eighty!

The answer of the hero of the day to the guests:

Hello dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like
For my health

I'm on this anniversary
I'm tired of dancing.
Call the passport officer
To write off ten years!

Anniversary worries
You tired me!
I'm going on maternity leave
For the next three days!

I go out to dance in a circle.
Move aside, dear friend!
I wish all guests
One hundred friends and one hundred girlfriends.

Anniversary Years
I will exchange for rubles.
If everyone does this,
Tomorrow he will buy a Zhiguli!

I have a second five
Added to the first
And from this into me
Everyone around falls in love.

Let care surround everything around
And let all things go amazingly.
Today the grandson wants to congratulate the grandmother,
To always bloom like a May rose.

Fulfilled so that cherished dreams
And so that health is simply the best.
Gave grandmother favorite flowers,
And so that success always pursues her.

So that she does not meet on the way of her adversity,
And so that love always lived in her soul.
I just want to get younger every year,
To become more cheerful again and again. ©

Beloved grandmother, dear,
adored and dear
Congratulations granddaughter beautiful
And wishes you a passionate life.

May your teeth always be healthy
Milk so that you drink cow's milk,
So that your back never hurts
Your granddaughter dared to wish.

Let every day be happy
May you always be loved
Don't ever be sad
And get whatever you want. ©

I wish you, of course
gray-haired eternity,
moon path,
devoted cat,

granddaughter of gold
clockwork top,
I wish you grandma
To bake pancakes

So that you don't get discouraged
To forgive all offenses
To a birthday
The subject was admiration! ©

I wish you this holiday, granny,
So that a million fresh kisses
You received from the guests today!
I also wish your health

It was cement! So that you, dear,
She lived without illness or anxiety!
I wish you different gifts
And your dreams come true. To wonderful

Your mood would always be.
Like this wonderful birthday!
Live sparkling, bright and boring! -
Dear granddaughter wishes you. ©

I wish to be a clockwork granny,
Energetic, joyful.
Achieve goals, strive upwards,
So that all dreams come true.

I held you so that you are lucky by the tail,
And to lift up the nose.
Rich and beautiful to be
And so that you live uniquely.

And a personal driver appeared,
And she began to live better, so that you from then on.
I wish you many long years
And in life, just fabulous victories. ©

Congratulations dear grandmother
Happy birthday to your wonderful
And I wish you health and strength,
To make the world interesting for you.

Never get sick, let
Let sadness disappear forever
Have fun every day, dear
I sincerely wish you

Let there be no loss and disease,
Let your life be more interesting
The sun is bright, the sky is blue
And great success to you. ©

Bright on your birthday
Grandma dear
I want to keep my nose in the wind
Staying for centuries

I wish that you
Not in a hurry to die
To smell the flowers
To have more fun

For the nightingales to sing
Even in 70 incomplete
Big love songs
So that your grandson is worthy of you! ©

What can I give you, grandma?
Maybe a hundred kisses
Or a kilo of hugs?
Or a new dress?

Or a manicure set
To become a diva you glamorous?
So I thought for a long time.
Nights passed in thought

And days. But still I decided
What will make you happy
This is a birthday present:
Funny poem! ©

I wish my grandmother care and warmth,
To be chic like no one else was.
So that she is contrary to the barriers,
Got rid of sadness and longing.

And so that granny lives colorfully,
And soon she had to become rich.
And so that she shines like a star,
I did not pay attention to the years.

Overwhelmed, so that her energy,
To get your luck.
She shone so that like no other,
And I want to always be her hero. ©

Congratulations from granddaughter
Take it soon, grandma
Happy Birthday,
I'll bake pancakes for you

May your day be wonderful
All events are interesting
No boring friends
sickness and bad news.

I wish my grandmother
Be sweet like chocolate
For all the men to fly
And life passed easily and smoothly. ©

Teach your grandmother to suck eggs,
But there are exceptions:
Here is the case for me -
Yours, granny, birthday.

You, dear, sleep longer,
The body needs rest
Eat more vitamins
And look into the distance with optimism!

Remember that you are very loved
And still beautiful.
The whole family wants to see
Every moment you are happy.

Year after year, let it rush
winding crosses,
And your heart is beating
Two hundred years, and without wear!

You, grandma, are not old.
If anyone says that, he's a fool!
Your eyes shine young
Illuminating the darkness of this life ...
The waist is slender, like a birch,
Hair flows over the shoulders.
Grandma, don't shed tears
Longing will not find you - sadness!

Grandmother! I have no higher happiness
Than always be next to you!
For me, you are the best in the world!
And there is no other place like it!
May all the love that you gave
Coming back to you now!
I wish you happiness, dear!
Joyful, happy, long days!

Happy birthday, grandma!
This is your granddaughter!
Here, look, a jar,
There is a bug in it!
For you as a gift
I got him!
Twigs and leaves
Broke-narwhal.
Let, adding strength,
Life shines like
rainbow wings
This beetle!

What's on Grandma's Birthday
Can I donate?
I wish I had a grandmother
Surprise with a gift.
After all, my grandmother is my best friend,
And I am her beloved grandson.
Postcards, sweets, flowers
Give her friends
And I decided: for my grandmother
I will be the gift!

Funny birthday greetings to grandmother from grandson

On my grandmother's birthday
Gives a beloved grandson
Sun, mountains and love
Let easily vulnerable

Your darling will be
My grandmother is good
From the bottom of my heart I wish you
So that an uninvited tear

There was no place in the soul
I want to live well
To be forever young and, in general,
I wish you only happiness!

your favorite daisies
I give you a birthday!
They are beautiful in their own way.
I love them very much too!
But there is no flower, believe me, in the world,
What could compare to you!
You, grandmother, are a hundred times sweeter!
Blooming and tender your appearance!
I'm ready to say at least a hundred times
That you are still young!
Maybe a beautiful woman
Whatever the year!

I'm having fun this morning
And I won't leave until the night!
I send my grandmother hello
Take advice from your grandson!

Your birthday has come
And gave happiness to all of us.
You granny get inspired
And fill up with champagne!

To make your head spin
For you, only all the words.
Happy Birthday to You,
Congratulations love!

Grandmother, from a grandson, from a scientist,
My cosmic hello to you!
Skolokov forever fascinated,
There is no granddaughter close to you.
I look through the microscope to shiver in the iris,
Different infusoria can not be counted there,
And in the subcortex - the thought of an old grandmother,
Grandmother is alive - and there is an idea!
I congratulate you tenderly on your birthday,
I carry light nonsense:
Carry on to perpetual motion
This is my secret thought!

I love my granny
More than all your family!
I'm always sad without her
I look forward to meeting her!
After all, she is my joy,
My favorite person!
What else do I need in life?
I have a grandmother!
For your own name day
I'm ready to congratulate you!
So don't look for reasons
Don't celebrate your birthday!

How many years have passed, and you're still the same -
All in worries, in vanity, in business ...
Grandma, you're not getting old at all
Even if it adds up over the years!

As a grandson, I would like
Wish you a happy life!
Let, as in Pushkin's fairy tales, dear,
You will drink honey and beer!

How I love your pies.
And your beautiful heart
After all, this is what you have.
Thank you I say
You know I love you very much.
Let health be chic
To love grandfather as before, passionately.
May your day be beautiful
Let not laziness enjoy life.

Grandmother, dear, happy birthday!
On this holiday together, as expected,
We'll eat cookies and jam
And, of course, ice cream!
I will share everything, you do not mind!
Also, please listen:
I would probably give you
A whole world from a fairy tale of the best!
Grandmother! Live in the world forever
Believe that a miracle is destined to happen
And when I grow up of course
I'll get this story for you!

There are many beautiful women in the world:
Beautiful, smart, and with a soul!
There are many kind, sensitive, strict,
But everything just fades before you!
You, grandmother, outshine everyone!
And every year it's getting younger!
Add more today
Godkov, but don't be sorry!
After all, a birthday is an extra reason
Hug you, kiss you!
And even though I'm still very young
But you, grandma, are a match for me!

Beautiful bouquets for you
And the sea of ​​the most kind words.
Your helpful tips,
More valuable than all great gifts.
I, grandmother, wish you
Fun on your birthday!
I congratulate you, dear!
Be happy and young!

Funny birthday wishes for grandma

Grandma, you are my gentle angel
In everything you will find a sense,
On your birthday party
Your granddaughter gives you mood.

I wish that grandfather cherished you
As in my youth I smoldered in front of you,
Stay groovy
Everything today is just for you.

If someone offends, call and call
Hey, enemy - wait a minute!
May you rejoice for many years
And your beloved grandfather will be nearby.

As a grandson, today I will say -
I treasure my grandmother.
I want to wish you health
And do not know trouble.

Let the birthday be young
And gives a lot of joy.
Let sorrows go away
Go away longing and sadness!

Grandson for grandmother - bail
Congratulations just in time!
Congratulations from your grandson!
The doorbell rang!
Read, granny, the list
Congratulations dear:
Let the income not be low,
There is money - so spend it!
Everyone should rejoice
Live freely and easily!
But the pressure, however,
Let it not be high!

I strive to be your support
I want to be your support!
Let's not argue anymore
Grandma, I'm not kidding!
Look, I'm not a boy anymore
He grew up and got very mature!
Believe me, I can't help it
Now it's my turn!
Take all my care
And on your birthday - everything is warm!
It doesn't matter at all in life - who you are,
It is only important - with whom you are bright.

My grandmother is with me
And that means that I am the main one in the house,
I can open cupboards
Watering flowers with kefir
Play pillow football
And clean the floor with a towel.
Can I eat cake with my hands
Slam the door on purpose!
And it won't work with mom.
I already checked.

Our own grandmother
We congratulate now!
sweet and dear,
Accept flowers from us!

Celebrating a birthday
Get congratulations!
Good, health and luck,
Never be discouraged!

Grandma, you are my kind fairy tale!
How I need your tenderness and affection!
I congratulate you today
Loving more every moment!

You never get sick, dear
I don't know anyone closer than you
Let them never know parting
These dear and kind hands!

Dear grandmother, let the sun always
Shines in your dear window;
Just live, not getting old, longer,
We will make you happy!

Dear grandmother, from the bottom of my heart
On this beautiful day, I congratulate you.
I wish you happiness and kindness
Know, our dear - you are the only one with us!

May every new day bring joy
Good luck let him softly knock on the door!
May you always have peace in your heart,
Warmly surrounded by relatives, friends!

She will always warm, snuggle,
Furtively embrace, regret
After all, only a grandmother loves so dearly,
No one else knows how to love like that.

Let your sincere heart beat
Dozens of long and happy years,
I love to warm myself in your hands
And in them to hide from adversity and troubles.

My dear grandmother
Happy Birthday to You,
I wish you health from the bottom of my heart
And so that you are happy!

Forget about all diseases
And you are younger every day
Let the warmth of the soul burn
And the heart is a fiery fire!

I want to be always loved
grandchildren, children, family,
Let them help you in everything
And share happiness with you!

Live, granny, dear,
You are very long - up to a hundred years.
Sorrows of sorrows without knowing.
So that your life is simple.

Let relatives appreciate
And more often they come to visit
Happy birthday to you, dear
From the bottom of my heart, I congratulate you!

Grandma, despite the years,
You look great too.
You are in trend and follow the fashion,
With you fun and cool!

Today we hasten to congratulate
And wish on your birthday
Put everything aside,
To suddenly take off the mood.

We want you to laugh
And she smiled softly, softly.
Dreams turned into reality
And happiness was, so boundless.

So that you never feel sad
And I did not know loneliness.
So that there is inspiration, strength.
So that you shine like a star.

So thoughtful, wise
My beloved grandmother.
Let the morning dawn please you
The enchanting song of the nightingale.

Let your heart warm from attention
Relatives and friends, devoted friends.
Love you, good luck, understanding,
Saturated, cheerful, bright days.

Life flies like a fast train
And forward we rush in it,
Gray hair over the years
And you don't care!

You, grandma, as before,
Young at heart
Happiness with the best clothes
May you always be!

Happy birthday, grandma!
This holiday is for you.
And opened her arms
This day is your family.

Let sorrows be forgotten
All “I can’t” will fly away.
We thought of health
And more often "I want"!